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… anticipating a friends reaction during certain scenes when you’ve read the book and they haven’t
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Pokemon Go Teams Be Like
Team Mystic:
im gay
Team Instinct:
hey pal lets just have a jolly good time please dont hurt me i work at walgreens
Team Valor:
[muffled sound of 'Gasolina' playing in the distance] I HAVENT SLEPT IN FORTY HOURS I CANT FEEL MY LEGS AND I DROVE DIRECTLY INTO AN OLD NAVY FOR A SQUIRTLE
SCHOOL IS SOON
THAT MEANS HOMEWORK
RESPONSIBILITIES
I definitely do not remember episodes of Spongebob looking this demonic.
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“There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog.”
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“This homework is optional but you should do it for practice”
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DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS
heard u were talking shit
i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before
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